as Det. Ray Garton
as Monster 1
as Manx
as Slate Guy
as Mad Rapper
as Smiley
as Dee
as Stork
as Pretty Boy
as Arliss (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
as PFC Henning
as Sergeant Pollard Rodgers
as Logos
as Homeless Man
as Stranger
as Agent Ralph Mahoney
as Pvt. Phillips
as Dr. Lanyon
as The Mastermind
as Trace McNeil
as Julio
as Jed Turner
as Gen. Smedley Pittsburgh
as Bald Thug
as Angelo
as Daisy
as Photographer
as Caller
as Louie
as Dave
as Thug #2
as Party Guest
as Wang Hung Lo
as Freddy Palmer
as Alien Boss (voice)
as Gordon
as Burke
as Brimstone
as Mike
as Museum Curator
as Sheriff Winston (voice)
as Deke
as Si
as Judge Carlyle
as Dr. Izar
as Zombie
as Harry
as Inbred Jed
as Ronald
as Max Assassin
as Sluggo
as American Jed
as Cabbie
as Paul
as Self
as Elliot Benson
as Professor Blaisdale
as Pvt. Parts / Harold The Babyboomer Asshole / Johnny Florida / Agent Santori / Cleetus / Mickey Crowbar / Anonymous Worker / Doctor Harry Samuels Beard M.D. / Homeless Joe
as Bert
as Nightmare Agent
