as Vice Principal Rusty Thorne
as Lew Landers (WDHB-TV reporter)
as Lacey Party Guest
as Lew Landers
as Eagle Pennell
as Dean Stockwell
as Game Show Moderator
as Bud McNair
as Voice Over Announcer
as Bruce Manson
as Mandy's Dad
as Gloria's Secret Service Agent #2
as Bill
as Self
as Newsman
as Lance Harper
as Josh Turner
as Clay
as Drew
as (segment "Take My Life...Please!")
as Larry Hertzog
as Guy Corbin
as Charlie Wilson
as Internal Affairs Detective
as Plastic Surgeon (as Jim MacKrell)
as Agent Kirby
as Agent Larry Robertson
as The Passenger
as TV Commentator
as Russell
