as Mercenary (uncredited)
as Clarence
as Sweaty Clerk
as Police Officer Smith
as Paulie
as Andy
as Sheriff Smith
as Sam
as Mustache Man
as Producer Jenkins
as Sam Miller
as Pfc. Park
as Casey
as Billy
as Ninjas
as Jinx
as Guy
as Dr. Laccio
as Party Guy #1
as Ash
as White Wizard
as Colonel Hebert