as Coach Spinello
as Uniformed Mercenary
as Krause
as Steele Manheim
as Vice Principal Sludge
as Self (archive footage)
as Cooper
as Armed Terrorist Tucker
as Hans Saxer
as Adam Clark
as Sergeant Tuers
as Yuri Volkoff
as The Fire Marshall / Forearmageddon (voice)
as the Doorman
as Ludwig
as Soldier
as Jason Bumgarner
as Simms
as The Captain
as Doug Normous
as Grady
as Lee
as Hawk
as Deputy Slad
as Announcer
as Victor
as Sweeney Brother
as Chet
as Carl
as Ross Hardison
as Randy Oaks
as Turbo
as Munson
as Slade
as Fist
