as McArdle
as Tommy Skinner
as Reg
as Himself
as Dalton
as Mr Grimes
as Mr. McCarten
as Eric
as Harvey Troupe
as Derek
as Self
as Geoff
as Dennis
as Andrew
as Tramp
as Dick
as Self - Audience Member (uncredited)
as Malcolm Cromer
as Himself (Narrator)
as Phil
as Bertie Masson
as George
as Mr Lang
as Gastric
as Ronnie Goodall
as Ken Gardiner
as Cedric Shanks
as Mr. Mulcaster
as Les / Lesley
as Dave Miller
as Reg Toomer
as Syd Lemon
as Eric Lofthouse
as Foxy
as Mike Fiddler
as DCI Duggan
as DCI Colin Duggan
as Narrator
as Dennis Patterson
as Riff Raff
as Ralph Breeze
as Jacob Collins
as Narrator (voice)
as Mr. Nightingale Sr.
as Ian
as Paul King
as Les/Lesley Conroy
