as Teukka
as Gas Station Thug
as Luutnantti Grönvall
as Voiceover (voice)
as Touko Reiman
as Mikko
as Peni Turhapuro
as Vesa Rajala
as Santtu Luoto
as Sairaanhoitaja
as Seppo Sorjonen
as Kolin Martikainen
as Alikersantti Hönö
as Ari Nykänen, VR:n osastopäällikkö, tutkijalautakunnan sihteeri
as Esa
as Moominpappa (voice)
as Alikersantti Sulonen
as Eino Viheriävaara
as Seppo Sorjonen / Narrator
as Hapa
as Tony
as Sakke
as Esko Ahvonen
as Gösta Lundsten
as Veli
as Alpo "Allu" Korva
as Lanttulonkero-mies
