as Alikersantti Sulonen
as Gas Station Thug
as Teukka
as Esa
as Peni Turhapuro
as Touko Reiman
as Seppo Sorjonen / Narrator
as Eino Viheriävaara
as Sairaanhoitaja
as Santtu Luoto
as Vesa Rajala
as Luutnantti Grönvall
as Kolin Martikainen
as Voiceover (voice)
as Moominpappa (voice)
as Alikersantti Hönö
as Seppo Sorjonen
as Mikko
as Ari Nykänen, VR:n osastopäällikkö, tutkijalautakunnan sihteeri
as Hapa
as Tony
as Esko Ahvonen
as Sakke
as Gösta Lundsten
as Lanttulonkero-mies
as Alpo "Allu" Korva
as Veli
