as Butler
as Sheriff Bates
as Checkers Man (as Mike Gaglio)
as Chief Engineer Daniels
as Amir
as Judge Parker
as Danvers
as Prof. Wells (as Mike Gaglio)
as Mike
as Benny
as Louie
as Grismer
as Sneaky Pete
as The Bartender
as Mark
as Bartender
as Millard 'Duck' Davis
as Captain Smalls
as Diner Owner
as Charity Santa
as Mr. Richards
as Griswald
as Goat Farmer
as Hoke (as Mike Gaglio)
as General Randall
as Mr. Turnbull
as Dr. Steven
as Phinnias
as Santa
as Steve
as Jones
as Johnson
as Hartford
as Bar Patron
as Detective Rogers
as Jim
as Drunkard (as Mike Gaglio)
as Inspector Hinds
as Danvers (archive footage)
as Bill
as Grabowski
as Otis
as Professor Roger Franklin
as Carmichael
as Talbot (as Mike Gaglio)
as Grabowski (archive footage)
as Tony
as Balthasar
as Herbert
as Mike (archive footage)
as John in Bar
as Custodian 1
as Sidewalk Santa
as David
as Dr. Mortimer (as Mike Gaglio)
as Clancey
as First Producer
as SGT Ben Peterson
as Bill Buxley
as Adam
as The Villager
as Deputy Miller
as Robber
