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as Dr. Steven
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as Dr. Mortimer (as Mike Gaglio)
as The Bartender
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as Hoke (as Mike Gaglio)
as Diner Owner
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as Steve
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as Bar Patron
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as Jim
as Prof. Wells (as Mike Gaglio)
as Detective Rogers
as Bill
as SGT Ben Peterson
as Grabowski (archive footage)
as Deputy Miller
as Johnson
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as Goat Farmer
as Millard 'Duck' Davis
as Captain Smalls
as Mr. Turnbull
as Clancey
as Talbot (as Mike Gaglio)
as Jones
as Santa
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as Professor Roger Franklin
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