as Bob Porter
as Smith
as Coach Kloogie / Mr. Detweiler (voice)
as Mr. Detweiller (voice)
as 'Whistling' John Shaw
as Mr. Seeger
as Cook
as Improvisation Group
as Man in Ticket Line
as Mike Sweazy
as T. V. Commentator
as Mr. Michaels
as Grimsdyke
as Guerilla Theatre Troupe
as Beany
as Tommy
as Abbey
as Dr. Schroder
as Walter Gibbs
as Ben Woods
as Preacher
as Danny
as Officer Rodney
as Pete
as Winston Churchill
as Various
as Bill
as Harry
as Drunk (Solly's Diner)
as John Kennel (voice)
as Drunk
as Benny Finch
as Howard the Florist / News Reporter #2 (voice)
as Paul Jenkins
as Ted
as Paul Krapence
as Loquar
as Andy Portico
as Paulie
as Paul
as Gregg
as Tom
as Professor Sharpe
as Sales Guy
as Ed
as Stu
as Santa Claus
as Dr. Dwayne Sotter
as Arthur Nivingston
as Percy
as Rob
as Coach Kluge (voice)
as Hotel Desk Clerk
as Mr. Biggles (voice)
as Marvin Shriver
as Councilman Peters
as Albert
as Plant Owner
as Harrison Leeworth
as Security Guy
as Pointing Guy
as Leonard Smith
as Witness
as Attorney Conlin Barker
as Lenny
as Dr. Bernstein
as Ross Feinman
as Dennis Taylor
as Mort the Guard
as Deputy Zajac
as Mailman
as Red
