as John Quaid
as Pipe Wrench Zombie
as Uncle Kris
as Buck Buckley
as Wes
as Redneck Hockey Fan (uncredited)
as Dean
as Cornelius
as Zombie
as Dook the Chainsaw Clown
as Blaine Winthorpe
as Santa Claus
as Bubba
as Angry Nosey Neighbor
as Nick
as Homeless Man
as Chuck
as Boom Guy
as Willy Wanker
as Barback
as John Squires
as The Man in the Bedroom
as The Prophet
