as Self
as Highway Patrol Officer
as Matt
as Himself
as Injured Deer (voice)
as Terry
as Brad
as Gary Halberstadt
as Ralph
as Dale
as Dr. Samberly
as Reggie
as Dennis
as Darrell
as Jeremy
as Rick
as Gene
as Kevin
as Bruce Springsteen
as Detective Bastard
as Officer Mitch Maloof
as Detective Ron Mathis
as Grandpa Mathis
as Guy
as Confederate Guard
as Virginity Jesse
as Bob
as Mountain Police
as Bud
