as Casino Dealer
as Self
as Sheik
as Osama Bin Ladin
as Mr. Allen
as Self (archive footage)
as Colonel Mustafa Kahlid
as Larry
as Josiah
as Tim (as Larry Thomasof)
as Doctor Chiller
as Coach Kassem Bosco
as Dr. Hajia
as Dr. Dick Asskis
as Hamid Bin Al-Sheib
as Artie Benson
as Jimmy
as Larry The Lips
as Jerry Morgan
as Convenience Store Clerk
as Yev Kassem
as Zampano
as Mr. Galloway
as Grant (segment "The Wrestler")
as Maitre'd
as Akhmad the Taxi Driver
