as Pentagon General Council (uncredited)
as Veteran (uncredited)
as Grandpa
as Clay Majors
as Bar patron (uncredited)
as Bicycle Enthusiast (uncredited)
as Bob Phelps
as Solomon Hayden
as Man who puts fire out on Laura Robertson's dress (uncredited)
as Pianist
as Ben Cox
as Wedding Official
as Narrator (voice)
as Wendel
as Mr. Fletcher
as Fire Chief
as Coach T.A.
as Horror Film Expert
as Baron von Sebottendorf
as Storyteller #1
as Jack Pepper
as Dr. Lazaroff
as Al Purplewood
as Old man with bags
as Earl
as Dr. Alan Hark
as Cooper (as Larry Butler)
as Professor Hunter
as Claude
as Harv
as Mr. Peterson
as Marvin 'The Mantis' Stinebar
as Bishop McKinney
as Ritual Clown
as Mr. Davidson
as Jim Seamstress
as Father Dickinson
as Mr. Bouillabaisse
as Luigi
as Zerd / McMally / Meoweth
as McMally
as Doctor Patterson
as Rufas Demon
as Al (voice)
as Ketchum
as Angry passenger
as Harry Bates
as Butch Bumstead
as Willy The Whisper
as Elmer
as Robert
as Coach David Stott
as Harold Tiller
as Father Gill O'Teen
as Ian
as Weatherman
as Ike Darcey
as Father Gallagher
as Man whose doctor was a quack
as Pawn Broker
as Johnny Most
as Rudy McDougal
as Elderly Doctor
as Angry Gravy Robbers Customer