as Alan Mordecai
as Pritchard
as Jimmy
as Director #1 (Restaurant)
as Boyd
as Sam Tate
as Mr. James
as Gordon Szalinski
as Mr. Hodgkins
as Sheriff Parsons
as Nicky LaBelle
as Smoker in Fur Coat
as Brother Timothy
as Gerry
as Saul
as Insp. Pete Putrid
as Perenti Lizard / Father Penguin
as Dudley Laywicker
as Snipes
as Cmd. Edward Plank
as Gabe
as Mr. Feemster
as Duane
as Insurance Agent
as Man in the Maternity Ward
as Sigmund Freud
as Giant
as Preston Pickett Ph.D.
as Frank
as Ronnie
as Party Guest (uncredited)
as Dr. Plank
as Santa Sam
as Noah
as Buster
as James Riley
as Harvey
as Mr. Victim
as Lewis
as Aaron Deutsch
as Dr. Bellows
as Calvin Burrows
as Francaise Flowers
as The Professor / M.A.X. (voice)
as Sweeney
as Jim
as Uncle Gus
as Robert
as Stuf
as Mike Ditlow
as Pat Wonders
as Brody
as Professor, Max
as Ben Heineman
as Mr. Brodsky
as Doctor
as Judge Gilbert Potts
as Marv
as Donald (uncredited)
as Anthony Moreau
as Alex Fleischer
as Condiment King (voice)
as Benny Appleman
as Simms
as Dr. Adelman
as Mr. Shoope
as Jacques de Courville
as Earl Sinclair (voice)
as Stanley Chamberlain
as Principal Yancy
as Doctor Cardy (voice)
as Santa Claus
as Key Negotiator (voice)
as Mr. Gottlieb
as Jace Sampson
as Phil
as Mr. Grozowtski
as Mr. Grabinsky
as Mr. Batrachian
as Bill Rothstein
as Mr. Handy
as Mr. DeJack
as (voice)
as Mark Gerard
as Andy Bevins
as Dr. Tanner (voice)
as Scalawag Jones
as Mike Dooley