as Fitch
as Doctor
as Joe Odom
as Jesus
as Nino
as Barker
as jason klein
as Ghouly
as Danny Pierce
as Rocco
as Guy
as Shaman
as Elvis Presley
as Doogy
as Dan O'Dare
as Noah
as Richard Johnson
as Self
as Ring-Wearing Alien (voice)
as Dylan
as Rudy Maravilla
as Quinn
as Nicholas 'Nick' De Noia
as Vice President
as Michael
as Himself
as Robert Marrs
as Vince Fisher
as William Mamet
as Zach
as Gray McClaughlin
as Jarret
as Craig Turner
as Keating
as Al Sapienza
as Marc
as Reverend TimTom
as Chris Pappas
as Nick Bosch (segment "On a Deadman's Chest")
as Dr. Woods
as Steve
as Simon
as Lewis Abernathy
as Barry
as Richard 'Freefall' Burns