as Football Coach (uncredited)
as Front Desk Cop (Uncredited)
as Tae-Kwon-Do Instructor / Judge (uncredited)
as Benedict
as Bouncer Guard
as Jake
as Soldier
as Det. Russo
as Pants on Fire Mercenary
as Blackjack Jim
as Narrator / Lumberjack (segment "Arbor Day")
as Roy Lovin
as Ass Kicker / Hells Angel
as Francis McDonald