as Vic
as Mr. Keller
as Victor (Maitre'd)
as Maitre'd
as Sir Edward Ramsay (voice)
as Officer Stone
as Loan Officer
as Steve Popovich
as SEC Agent #1
as Ted Goggle
as Ernest
as Photographer
as Yuppie Man
as Guy in Absurd Sweater
as Chip
as Alien Crewman
as Mr. Munster
as Dr. David Lyman
as Charles Kolchak
as Dave
as Announcer
as Producer #2
as Immigration
as Ken
as Maitre D'
as Colonel Stanley Owlen
as Dr. Dresdin
as Brad Cooper
as Vet
as Johnson
as Club Manager
as John Monahan
as Maitre 'D
as Carl
as Joseph Haydn / Aristocrat #1 / Constable #1 (voice)
as Waiter
as Storage Manager
as Narrator