as Mr. Keller
as Officer Stone
as Vic
as Loan Officer
as Maitre'd
as SEC Agent #1
as Sir Edward Ramsay (voice)
as Steve Popovich
as Victor (Maitre'd)
as Ernest
as Ted Goggle
as Sam Tyler
as Photographer
as Yuppie Man
as Mr. Munster
as Chip
as Immigration
as Dave
as Dr. Dresdin
as Ken
as Johnson
as Producer #2
as Alien Crewman
as Announcer
as Brad Cooper
as Guy in Absurd Sweater
as Maitre D'
as Charles Kolchak
as Colonel Stanley Owlen
as Maitre 'D
as Dr. David Lyman
as Vet
as Club Manager
as Waiter
as Bob
as Storage Manager
as Carl
as Joseph Haydn / Aristocrat #1 / Constable #1 (voice)
as Narrator