as Voltaire
as Inspecteur Serge Minot
as Molina
as Grocer
as Guillaume Van Effentem
as Moreno (voice)
as François
as Gadouille
as Serra
as Paul Delamare
as Arnaud Roussel / François Conrad / Crésus
as Fred
as Gustave
as Nino
as Le narrateur
as Ludo, adolescent
as Vacard
as Alex
as Antoine
as Alfred Dreyfus
as Jean-Paul
as Grégoire
as Chris
as Jésus
as Acolyte
as Capitaine Pierret
as Zed
as Théophile Maupas
as Serge
as Pierre Combaud
as (voice)
as Healer
as Legret
as Raboliot
as Alphonse Chauvieux
as Piotr
as Daniel
as Georges
as Pablo Picasso
as Tony
as Arnaud
as Thomas
as Alain Bisset
as Michel Fernandez
as Nicolas Sarkozy
as Actor who refuses to film with Laurent
as Professeur de théâtre
as Mike (not credited)
as Jean
as 112
as Claude
as Inspector Levallois
as Franck
as Jean-Philippe Chevalier
as L'homme au break
as Francis Heaulme
as Spinozi
as Yves Kermadec
as Michel Masselot
as Pierre Labatut
as Nils
as Pierre Duval
as French President
as Benoit
as Fabien Vincent
as Pigou
as Prosper Saval
as Colbert
as Grégory Marsan
as Dangeac
as Grandin
as Dumont
