as Voltaire
as Inspecteur Serge Minot
as Gadouille
as Molina
as Grocer
as Moreno (voice)
as François
as Guillaume Van Effentem
as Serra
as Arnaud Roussel / François Conrad / Crésus
as Paul Delamare
as Gustave
as Nino
as Fred
as Vacard
as Le narrateur
as Chris
as Grégoire
as Ludo, adolescent
as Alex
as Théophile Maupas
as Alfred Dreyfus
as Acolyte
as Jean-Paul
as Legret
as Zed
as Georges
as Capitaine Pierret
as Antoine
as Jésus
as Healer
as Raboliot
as Serge
as (voice)
as Alphonse Chauvieux
as Pierre Combaud
as Daniel
as Michel Fernandez
as Alain Bisset
as Tony
as Pablo Picasso
as Thomas
as Piotr
as Arnaud
as Actor who refuses to film with Laurent
as Nicolas Sarkozy
as Claude
as Professeur de théâtre
as Jean
as Mike (not credited)
as 112
as Inspector Levallois
as Franck
as Jean-Philippe Chevalier
as L'homme au break
as Francis Heaulme
as Pierre Labatut
as Yves Kermadec
as Spinozi
as Michel Masselot
as Nils
as Pierre Duval
as Benoit
as French President
as Pigou
as Fabien Vincent
as Prosper Saval
as Colbert
as Grégory Marsan
as Dangeac
as Grandin
as Dumont