as Brad
as Bill
as Dave
as (original version)
as Himself
as Dawson
as Fraternity Boy
as Henchman (as David Lee)
as Police Chief
as (as David Lee)
as Crazy Marty
as Wilbur
as Frank
as Officer Johns
as Joe ("The Cheating Husband" segment) / Phil ("The Photo Shoot" segment) (as David Lee)
as Killer (as David Lee)
as Ramone Solitaire (as David Lee)
as Artie Jr. (as David Lee)
as Dave Castiglione
as Sgt. Burns / Mr. Simms / Tootsie
as The Coin Flip Killer
as Donald
