as Al
as Hank
as Mort
as Max Greenbaum
as Victor Muzetti
as El Paso Sheriff
as Alfred / Mountie / Minister
as Judge Wilson
as Angello Marcello
as Mr. Mercer
as Terry
as Joel Adams
as Willie
as Patrick Offit
as Board Chairman
as Alien Commander
as Emmett Farquaha
as Lance
as Cop
as Earl Slybotsky
as Dr. Alex Warner
as Mr. Hulka
as Chuck Arteburn
as President
as George Arnold
as Allen Haldeman
as Moshe
as Peter Martini
as Judge Keller
as Nicky
as Colin Lassiter
as Robert Perry
as Pit Boss
as The Pound Attendant
as Leo Orissa
as Officer Kellogg
as Kenny Aptow
as Reverend Shapiro